im Hayley I'm from Bermuda n ya...

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

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stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

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mellarkish:

DISNEY CHANNEL CHANGED THEIR LOGO

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THIS IS THE OFFICIAL END OF MY CHILDHOOD

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teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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okaymad:

*does make up just to take selfies*

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ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

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mergypsy:

⚘ gypsy | pink | nature

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

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